Jokes of the day
			What was the problem before?
      Taxiing down the tarmac, the jetliner abruptly stopped, turned around and returned to the gate. After an 
      hour-long wait, it finally took off. A concerned passenger asked the flight attendant, "What was the problem?"
      "The pilot was bothered by a noise he heard in the engine," explained the Flight Attendant, "and it took us a
      while to find a new pilot."
																	
			Joke 2 There was a place crash in Poland
	    A small two-seater Cessna 152 plane crashed into a cemetery early this afternoon in central Poland. Polish search
	        and rescue workers have recovered 300 bodies so far and expect that number to climb as digging continues into the
             evening.
																														                                          Joke 3 There's a parrot on the plane									      On reaching his plane seat a man is surprised to see a parrot strapped in next to him. He asks the stewardess for
	           a coffee where upon the parrot squawks "And get me a whisky you cow!" The stewardess, flustered, brings back a
																																				         whisky for the parrot and forgets the coffee. When this omission is pointed out to her the parrot drains its
																																					       glass and bawls "And get me another whisky you idiot". Quite upset, the girl comes back shaking with another
																																					            whisky but still no coffee. Unaccustomed to such slackness the man tries the parrot's approach "I've asked you
																																						           twice for a coffee, go and get it now or I'll kick you". The next moment, both he and the parrot have been
																																							        wrenched up and thrown out of the emergency exit by two burly stewards. Plunging downwards the parrot turns to
																																								                            him and says "For someone who can't fly, you complain too much!"
																																											                                                Joke 4 Trouble with plane engines
																																																	        While cruising at 36,000 feet, the airplane shuddered, and a passenger looked out the window. "Oh no!" he
																																																		     screamed, "One of the engines just blew up!" Other passengers left their seats and came running over; suddenly
																																																		          the aircraft was rocked by a second blast as yet another engine exploded on the other side. The passengers were
																																																			           in a panic now, and even the stewardesses couldn't maintain order. Just then, standing tall and smiling
																																																				        confidently, the pilot strode from the cockpit and assured everyone that there was nothing to worry about. His
																																																					      words and his demeanor seemed made most of the passengers feel better, and they sat down as the pilot calmly
																																																					            walked to the door of the aircraft. There, he grabbed several packages from under the seats and began handing
																																																						          them to the flight attendants. Each crew member attached the package to their backs. "Say," spoke up an alert
																																																							       passenger, "Aren't those parachutes?" The pilot confirmed that they were. The passenger went on, "But I thought
																																																							            you said there was nothing to worry about?" "There isn't," replied the pilot as a third engine exploded. "We're
																																																								                                                       going to get help."